INSPIRED BY @BRUCEATWEDDING
INSPIRED BY @BRUCEATWEDDING
INSPIRED BY @BRUCEATWEDDING
INSPIRED BY @BRUCEATWEDDING
EXTREMELY IMPRESSED
“Can’t recommend Cardboard Cut-out Steve highly enough. We brought him to the wedding and he was such a hit we took him with us on honeymoon too. It meant renting an extra sun-lounger but it was worth it.”
INCREDIBLY LOVED UP
“I caught the bouquet with the help of my Steve Bruce ‘Catch-the-Bouquet’ Goalie Gloves and am now married to a hunky Dorset farmer with a lovely red tractor. I get the giggles every time he tells me I’m a keeper.”
BEYOND JOYOUS
“It’s months since the wedding and I’m still finding bits of Steve Bruce-themed confetti. I never know where he’s going to turn up next.”
THTUCK FOR WORDS
“To be honetht, i was a bit dithappointed with thteve’th ‘thettle-the-nervth’ chewing gum. It thtuck to the roof of my mouth making it practically impothible to thay my wedding vowth.”
HOW LONG UNTIL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
Good question. All our products are made to order. We’ll endeavour to get it shipped out to you within 3-6 weeks.
We may update and change these terms and conditions and any updated version will be effective as soon as it is published here and these terms are subject to english law.
IS THIS REAL?
Er, yes and no. Bruceupyourwedding.com is part of an entirely frivolous Twitter marketing campaign inspired by @bruceatwedding. The items in our online shop are 100% real physical objects we’ve created for you to order and cherish forever. They won’t cost you a penny.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
When you place an order for a 'Bruce Up Your Wedding' pack, you’re automatically giving permission for one of our store representatives to contact you via your Twitter handle. If you still want to claim your 'Bruce Up Your Wedding' pack, all you need to do is supply us with your address and a nice postwoman or postman will bring it to you as fast as their little legs will carry them. We take your privacy very seriously. Very, very seriously so we’ll only use your information in accordance with our privacy policy which you can find here.
CAN ANYONE ORDER AN ITEM?
We deliver to all Mainland UK and Ireland. All orders are subject to availability and are offered on a ‘first come, first served’ basis. Once an item is sold out, we won’t be restocking it even if you beg us. If we need to replace a product with something else due to circumstances beyond our control that’s just what we’ll do. These products hold no monetary value (our products are clearly priceless) so we won’t give you cash instead of the product.
WHAT IF THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH MY ORDER?
If there’s a problem with your order, we will of course nod sympathetically. However, we can’t accept any responsibility for any items that are lost, mislaid, damaged or delayed or that just don’t turn up because that nice postwoman or postman got lost en route.
IS THIS REAL?
Er, yes and no. Bruceupyourwedding.com is part of an entirely frivolous Twitter marketing campaign inspired by @bruceatwedding. The items in our online shop are 100% real physical objects we’ve created for you to order and cherish forever. They won’t cost you a penny.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
When you place an order for a 'Bruce Up Your Wedding' pack, you’re automatically giving permission for one of our store representatives to contact you via your Twitter handle. If you still want to claim your 'Bruce Up Your Wedding' pack, all you need to do is supply us with your address and a nice postwoman or postman will bring it to you as fast as their little legs will carry them. We take your privacy very seriously. Very, very seriously so we’ll only use your information in accordance with our privacy policy which you can find here.
CAN ANYONE ORDER AN ITEM?
We deliver to all Mainland UK and Ireland. All orders are subject to availability and are offered on a ‘first come, first served’ basis. Once an item is sold out, we won’t be restocking it even if you beg us. If we need to replace a product with something else due to circumstances beyond our control that’s just what we’ll do. These products hold no monetary value (our products are clearly priceless) so we won’t give you cash instead of the product.
WHAT IF THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH MY ORDER?
If there’s a problem with your order, we will of course nod sympathetically. However, we can’t accept any responsibility for any items that are lost, mislaid, damaged or delayed or that just don’t turn up because that nice postwoman or postman got lost en route.
HOW LONG UNTIL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
Good question. All our products are made to order. We’ll endeavour to get it shipped out to you within 3-6 weeks.
We may update and change these terms and conditions and any updated version will be effective as soon as it is published here and these terms are subject to english law.
INSPIRED BY @BRUCEATWEDDING
